Is there a token yet?
No. There is no JEETDEATH token on any chain. Anything trading under this name is not ours, and nothing on this site asks you to buy anything. When the coin exists, its address will appear on this page first, then in the desk's market panel and on @jeetdeath, and nowhere else. The launcher wallet that will create it is posted here before it does.
Who publishes this
JEETHOUSE CLEANUP and JEETDEATH are published by Jeetoshi Jeetamoto, a pen name. The whitepaper, this page and the announcements carry that name and no other. Questions: jeetoshij@jeetdeath.com.
The coin, as planned
| Ticker | JEETDEATH |
| Chain | Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663) |
| Quote asset | cbBTC, Coinbase Wrapped BTC. A buyer spends it and a seller receives it. Holding JEETDEATH pays no bitcoin, wrapped or otherwise. |
| Rail | Pons v2: a bonding curve, then a Uniswap v4 pool whose liquidity is locked by Pons' locker. |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000, fixed. No mint function is part of this design. |
| Team allocation | None. No hidden buys, no promoter bags. If the house's own wallet buys, that wallet is published here first, and any sale is announced here first. |
| The only bundle | 69,000,000 tokens (6.9%) bought by the launcher in the launch transaction and sent to the tap. |
| Settings at creation | Base fee 1%, of which 30% to Pons and 70% to the creator. Creator tax 1%, fixed forever, on every buy and sell, curve and pool; all of it buys bags for the tap. Buybacks off. Holder fee sharing off. No extra exemptions. |
| Addresses | Token, curve, pool, faucet, owner, signer, relayer, launcher: posted here when they exist. |
The tap
- Clean the house once, signed in with ๐, prove a wallet: 1,000 JEETDEATH. Bring a friend who finishes: the friend gets 1,000, you get 100. One bag per ๐ identity, ever.
- Bags are sent on approval, oldest first. The contract never sends more than a tenth of the tap in a UTC day; what does not fit waits in line at the amount already locked. The line is shown on the desk.
- When the tap has given away half of what it held at the era's opening, the bag halves. The owner sets the new size at the boundary and announces it here. Era 0 is about 34,500 houses from 69,000,000.
- An uncertain identity is pending review, not a smaller bag. A provider outage is pending. No post, follow, like, or message is ever required.
- The makers' own runs are tagged in the ledger and take nothing from the tap.
- The tap can pause: review, security, funding, transaction reconciliation. A pause delays a payment; it never reprices one.
- Buying is open to everyone, always, and nobody has to play. The game gates the free bag, not the market.
Custody and powers
| Faucet contract | Can only send tokens as bags: one per identity, at most the current bag size, at most a tenth of custody per UTC day. There is no withdraw. |
| Owner | A Safe multisig, or a single published wallet until the Safe exists. Powers: pause, set the signer, set the bag size and daily ceiling, upgrade the contract. Every use is public and announced here. |
| Signer | Signs vouchers after review. Holds nothing. A stolen signer key can move at most a tenth of the tap per day before the owner pauses. |
| Relayer | Pays gas. Holds nothing. |
| Creator fee recipient | The owner wallet. Pons pays creator fees and the creator tax into an escrow the recipient claims. Pons' factory can propose a recipient change under a three-day timelock; that power is Pons', not ours. |
Fees, the jeet tax, and restocks
- The pool fee. 1% of every trade. 30% goes to Pons, 70% to the creator. The creator's share pays for operations and the people making the work.
- The jeet tax. 1% of every buy and sell, curve and pool, fixed at creation and never changeable. All of it buys JEETDEATH back into the tap, with published size and slippage limits. It pays nobody for holding. It is not a floor: a restock cannot cancel a sell or make a falling price rise.
- The opening tax. Pons taxes buys in the first seconds after creation, 99% decaying to nothing; the creator's share of it goes to the tap. The launcher's own purchase is in the creation transaction and exempt. A sniper is a donor.
- Donations go to the tap whole.
- Every claim, purchase and deposit will be listed here with its hash.
What cbBTC is
cbBTC is an ERC-20 issued by Coinbase against bitcoin it holds in custody. It is not bitcoin on its own chain. On Robinhood Chain it is a bridged copy, contract 0xCEC185eB182c47d1bA1EFc84e6959e18cd620Be4, whose administrator can pause every transfer, freeze an address, mint, or change its code; those powers sit behind a Chainlink CCIP timelock, not with us. They have never been used on this chain (read 25 September 2026). That is true of the quote side of every pool it is in, including ours. JEETDEATH is priced in it; the coin and the tap hold none and pay none. Coinbase has no connection to this cartoon or this coin. The blue squares are a joke.
What Pons is and is not
Pons' own documentation says its v2 contracts have security reviews in progress and that v2 should be treated as unaudited until the reports are published. We are launching on it anyway, with that knowledge, and with the amounts above. Nothing here is a Pons endorsement.
Eligibility and law
- One bag per ๐ user id, keyed to the immutable id. A wallet must pass a signed ownership challenge. Purchased accounts, collusion, and mistaken decisions remain possible; abuse is measured and the tap pauses if the checks fail.
- ๐ prohibits compensation for actions on ๐. No bag requires one.
- JEETDEATH carries no promise of income, appreciation, redemption, or a minimum gift value, and it can lose all market value. A bag is a token amount, not a dollar offer. The story's 69%, 6.9%, 47 wallets, and 69,420 are fiction. Nothing here is financial, legal, or tax advice.
- The questions in the paper for counsel are open. We are launching knowing that.
Changes since the paper of 19 September
Carried in the 26 September paper as disclosure 9. Nothing was paid or promised under the old one. Old โ new:
- Creator tax: zero โ 1%, fixed forever, all of it buying bags for the tap.
- Fee split: half of creator receipts to the tap โ the pool fee's creator share pays for the work; the jeet tax feeds the tap.
- Pour timing: once a day at 06:12 UTC โ on approval, oldest first, never more than a tenth of the tap in a UTC day.
- Referral: 1,100 to a referred newcomer โ 1,000 flat; the finder's 100 stands.
- Owner: a Safe 2-of-3, or a single published wallet until the Safe exists.
- Eras: the halving is enforced by the ledger and executed by the owner at the boundary, announced here.
- The makers' own runs: "tagged and in line" โ tagged and excluded; they take nothing.
The paper
jeetdeath.com/jeetdeath.pdf, dated 26 September 2026. SHA-256 of the file:9aa9866271a59c3cb80be4a0220b00b44ac67dd19079c002748a16e34ab1b9e6
Any mirror whose hash matches is the paper; any that does not is not. The game is free and works without the coin.