JEETCOIN: A Faucet for the Jeet Economy

Product: JeetHouse Cleanup, a free browser cartoon. Token: $JEETCOIN on Robinhood Chain, paired with the COIN Stock Token.

Draft 1 · 2026-09-05 · Internal until counsel and the launch gates clear.

Abstract. Most memecoins are a chart with a story painted on. JEETCOIN is a story with a chart attached. The story is a three-minute Flash-era cartoon in which you, as your X profile picture, clean out a house of bundlers, reroute the Dev's exit liquidity to a public faucet, and kill him. The chart is a fixed-supply token whose only reason to exist is that faucet. Every trade fee refills it. Every day it pours to whoever cleaned the house that day. Nobody holds the supply. Nobody is promised a bag. The game works without the coin, forever.

In 2010 a website gave strangers five bitcoins for solving a captcha. Nobody thought it was money. That is why it worked. In 2026 the captcha is a cartoon.

1. The cartoon

JeetHouse Cleanup is free, needs no wallet, and is playable by typing an X username. Connecting X makes a run count: a durable completion, a serial number (CLEANER #N), a place on the Cleanup Crew board, and referral credit for whoever sent you. Your face becomes the hero. A friend's face can walk the house beside you. The share card is the flex, and the domain is printed on it.

The game is the acquisition and retention product. The coin is the merch table by the exit.

2. The coin

Ticker	JEETCOIN. The only asset, the only dollar sign.
Chain, pair	Robinhood Chain, quoted in the COIN Stock Token. Buyers spend COIN. Sellers receive COIN.
Rail	Pons v2 bonding curve graduating into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. Standard settings: no creator tax, no buyback, no snipe exemptions beyond the launcher.
Supply	Fixed at creation. No mint. No burn at launch. No admin keys on supply.
Team allocation	0%.
The only bundle	At creation the studio buys 6.9% of supply with its own COIN, in one public transaction, and sends all of it to the faucet. That is the opening stock. It is tagged, disclosed, and never touched again. Nothing else is bought, reserved, or held by anyone associated with the game.
Supply control	None. No market maker, no treasury float, no locked reserve waiting to "send". Holding the supply is what the villains in the cartoon do.

The recursive joke is that Coinbase built Base, and JEETCOIN uses Coinbase's economic exposure as its quote asset on Robinhood's chain. Nobody gets Coinbase shares, dividends, or rights by holding JEETCOIN. The COIN in the pool belongs to the locked liquidity position, not to holders.

3. The tap

The faucet is a public wallet tagged THE FAUCET. It has one rule:

Every day, the tap pours a tenth of what it holds to whoever cleaned the house that day. One bag each. No alts. It never empties. It never promises.

Refills, in order.

The opening stock: the 6.9% above.
The fee reroute: Pons pays the creator in COIN. Sixty-nine percent of every claim is converted to JEETCOIN and put in the tap. Thirty-one percent is the studio's only revenue, published as "the janitor's wage." Pons has one fee recipient and no protocol split, so this is a multisig policy, verifiable transaction by transaction, not code.
Donations. Anyone can send JEETCOIN to the tap and get their handle on the wall. The visible balance is what makes people top it up. That was Satoshi's note to Gavin, and it still holds.

The pour. Half-life of about a week, matched to the attention half-life of a launch. Day one is the fattest bag the tap will ever pour for that balance. Day fourteen still pays. In steady state the tap holds about ten days of fee inflow, a large visible number. The number is arithmetic, never a headline: the game's on-screen bag of 69,420 is a story score and says so on every receipt.

4. Who gets what

Each day's pour splits as follows.

Share	To whom	Rule
90%	That day's first-time verified cleaners	Flat, one bag per immutable X identity, ever. A cleaner who arrived by a finder's link weighs ×1.1.
10%	That day's finders	Split by crew bonus. Every finished invite adds ×0.01 to a finder's bonus, ceiling ×6.9 at 690 invites. Pool share is proportional to (bonus − 1). No single finder takes more than 47% of a day's finder pool.

A referral counts once, on the referred player's first verified completion. Clicks, follows, and posts count for nothing. First valid referrer wins. Demo runs never count. Self-referral is blocked. You must have finished the house to have a link.

This is the entire creator program. Creators who bring people who finish are paid by the tap, in public, at the pour. No allocation, no deal, no leaderboard of impressions.

5. Scoring the board

The Cleanup Crew board ranks finders by completed houses. It shows, per row:

Serial. CLEANER #N, the order of first verified completion. Earned once, never reused.
Crew. How many people you sent who finished.
Crew bonus. ×(1 + 0.01 × crew), ceiling ×6.9. The number that goes up.
Standing. A reputation multiplier from third-party credibility signals (x1.00 to x4.00). Status only; it does not touch the pour.

Your row pins to the top of every board. A JUST CLEANED strip shows the newest faces. A public checker at /check answers, for any handle, whether they have cleaned the house. A miss is the referral moment.

6. Why the chart is allowed to go down

The CTO's question, verbatim: if we distribute for free and let jeets get supply at launch, the chart is down only. The honest answer:

The faucet is small and slow by construction. A tenth of the tap per day, split flat across everyone who finished that day. Faucet supply reaching the market is bounded and predictable, not an unlock.
Every jeet is a donor. A sell pays a fee in COIN, and most of it comes back out of the tap as JEETCOIN for the people who did not sell. In a normal memecoin every sell hurts every holder; here a sell restocks the pot. That is the only systematic buyer in the system, and it is funded by trading, not by a treasury.
The Mirror Tax. Every holder has a public, timestamped receipt proving they beat a game about paper hands. Selling is a speech act in the coin's own vocabulary. No lockups, no penalties. The shame is the tax.
We are not trying to "send" on day one. The goal is long-term growth the way a Flash cartoon grew: shared, not pumped. If the chart goes down and the game is still being played, the tap is still pouring and the thesis is intact. If the chart goes up because we held supply and released it, we are the Dev.

Supply control makes a coin send for a week. A cartoon people keep sharing makes a coin exist for years. We chose the second thing on purpose.

7. What we refuse

Staking, locking, rebases, emissions schedules, fee-share to holders, buybacks-for-price, lotteries, sell taxes, second tokens, second-degree referrals, paying for posts (X banned apps that do on 2026-01-15), any on-chain "6.9% bundler vault," any purchase or hold gate on the game, and "utility."

On utility: the moment a token does something inside the product, holding it looks like an investment in the product. JEETCOIN does nothing inside the game. You cannot buy a bag, a rank, a serial, or the title. The only things a holder can do are keep it, sell it, or put it in the tap for a line on the wall. That is the narrative and the legal shape at once: a pure meme with an honest faucet.

8. Risks and disclosures

JEETCOIN has no financial value claim. The tap pays what it has.
COIN is tokenized economic exposure through a debt security, not a Coinbase share, and it is not available to US persons and other restricted jurisdictions. Every JEETCOIN sell hands the seller COIN. Whether restricted persons may receive faucet bags is a counsel question and gates the faucet page.
Pons v2 audits are in progress at the time of writing. The launch transaction is a no-go until the allowlist, contract review, treasury eligibility, and disclosures clear.
The fee reroute is a policy at a public multisig, not enforced by contract. Every claim and restock is logged.
Referral pay is promotional compensation and goes to counsel before it goes live.
Nothing here is a roadmap. Episodes ship when they are finished.

9. Parameters

Parameter	Value	Why
Opening stock	6.9% of supply, all to the tap	The only bundle. Lore number with a job.
Fee to tap / studio	69 / 31	The Ops room button, made policy.
Pour rate	1/10 of the tap per day	Half-life ≈ launch attention half-life.
Cleaner / finder split	90 / 10	A referral is worth about a quarter of a play.
Referred cleaner weight	×1.1	Two-sided, so a code is strictly better for the player.
Crew bonus	+0.01 per finished invite, cap ×6.9 at 690	Linear with a cap: the Dropbox and Hyperliquid shape.
Finder daily share cap	47%	Stops one creator owning a small day.
Unclaimed bags return	14 days	Two half-lives.

Every number above is public before launch and none of them changes after it.